My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Really?Young girls, were they?
*Is reminded of that story about that Victorian critic (whose name escapes me - damn) who was so disgusted by the sight of his wife's pubes that the marriage was never consumated*
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:36,
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Ruskin?I must admit, most girls I've ever spent time with have expected pubic hair- even when I was younger.
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Thinker, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:40,
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That's the chappie!Ta!
(Don't most people see their parents in the buff? And, given the reasonable expectation that men're hairier than women, wouldn't most girls deduce from themselves that men are also likely to be hairy? IS ANYONE THAT STUPID?)
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:47,
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The girls in questionwere talking about a time when they were kids, the girls are my age before anyone asks.
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Maybe *you* do.Freak.
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