My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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and now for the science bitDuring the first year of GCSE combined science we were doing a module on 'human reproduction'. All falopian this, testes that, and 'stop sniggering at that back' the other. But anyhoo I digress, at the end of this module, the teacher said rather nonchallantly 'oh you've got a practical next week'.
For some reasons while the boys in the class, were excited and enthused by this news, a wave of fear and worry decended upon the girls, like a poetic metaphor written by a tortured teenage poet in late autumn.
Imagine my disappointment when it actually turned out to be growing bacteria in milk. Something I'd perfect during my student days, so I guess it wasn't completely useless.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:30, Reply)
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