My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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when i was but a wee ladi had the birds and bees clumsily but fairly well explained to me by the parentals.
now being an imaginative chap, and there being no accounting for the way kids minds work, after learning that sperm were essentially tadpoles (no indication of size was given) and that unused sperm would simply come back out of the recipient, for a good year or two i would furtively scan the ground behind walking women in the hope of catching a glimpse of some of the tadpole creatures leaving the body.. thinking perhaps i might gain an insight into the kind of women who were having 'sex'
i am glad at the time i didn't think far enough into it to imagine the possible sensation of shooting millions of little tadpoles out of my tadger... i'm sure i'd have been terrified.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:42, Reply)
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