My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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herpesThe ex from here www.b3ta.com/questions/wehavetotalk/post77085 was confused as to how she got herpes.
It wasn't me, our sex life was already pretty much non-existent and died completely as soon as she found out. She must have got it from a toilet seat or something or so she thought - I think she'd been shagging someone with a manky willy (again, not me!)
EDIT: Tests were done for any nastiness when 1st nipper was expected and came back all clear and same for the 2nd so DEFINATELY wasn't me.
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 12:06,
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:DWell, you may not have herpes, but you're still a big gayer!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 12:11,
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thats not niceNo more hair ruffles and little tickles under the chin for you from me OR the missus..grrrr
Big gayer? Nice profile pic matey!
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 12:13,
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HahaDamn you, you've discovered my secret!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:16,
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