My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Apollogies - Pea roastGetting married for sex ...
... is like buying a 747 for the complementary peanuts.
I wish some f**ker had told me this before I did. Then she went Ryanair on me and was too tired and just wanted to cuddle. She didn't like it when I started flying with other carriers!
Length - don't care so long as there is enough leg room.
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SoEssentially what you are saying is that you got married so you could have sex and when she wasn't up for it you cheated on your wife?
That must make you massive and a genius!
Well done you, no really, I mean it!
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It's an oft told storythat you will find everywhere. Go easy on the guy. Having been the victim of such false pretenses myself, I have some sympathy.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:26,
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Recycled old tales on QOTW?Surely not!
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:30,
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True,Fair enough TRL, I'll take advice from older members (Fnarr) of the board...
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