ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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Well...I have a few REALLY bad ones, but can't say/
This fat ginger minger wanted my shlong. She asked if i wanted to see her tits...i replied with "Naw, yer cool."...harshest put-down EVER i think.
One felt up this REALLY stunnin lass at a gig while her boyfriend stood beside me (both random strangers) and when he turned round to see who it was (after she moaned in delight a few times) i ninja-like slipped off to the other direction and a random stranger got the blame...he probs got a kickin off the boyfriend too...
Having a wank, totally naked, and someone coming in the backdoor, que me scampering off to the toilet while leaving porn lashing out on the screen...
THE SHAME!!!
::EDIT:: I was drunk on all of these occasions
Oh...plus i was a fan of hanson...and yes...i'm a guy *cringe*
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 21:47, closed)
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