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Camping on a dried-up river bed, we discovered when it rained during the night and half of our equipment and clothes were already most of the way to the Irish Sea why you shouldn't camp on a dried-up riverbed. Tell us about crappy holidays.

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(, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:32)
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It was all going so well.
Venice. Girlfriend. Balmy weather. Delicious food in outdoor cafes. Romantic walks. The canals. Gondola. Girlfriend lying back in gondola, totally blissed out. Pigeon shat into her open mouth.
(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 20:18, closed)
That's good luck that is.

(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 20:20, closed)
Not at the time.

(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 20:35, closed)
Sexy as fuck.

(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 20:21, closed)
or not, as it turned out.

(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 20:36, closed)
come on, man
everybody loves a cloaca-shot
(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 20:43, closed)
haha!

(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 20:21, closed)
Winner.

(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 20:30, closed)
You're going out with...
Ashley Young?
(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 20:49, closed)
Sorry,
never heard of him/her.
(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 20:51, closed)
ooff.

(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 21:22, closed)
Smashing stuff.

(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 22:01, closed)
I feel guilty
for reading this in the voice of Ron Manager.
(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 22:11, closed)
Yeah, right.
"Sorry, love, that was... er... a pigeon. No, I was just scratching my leg."
(, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 22:32, closed)
You should have told her it was gondolier's jizz.
Might have made her feel a bit better.
(, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 1:47, closed)
not as good, but on a similar theme
when i was about 21, my friend's older manthing had a flat in tenerife, which he let us use for a long weekend. we were lying around the pool in the sun, and i was blissfully asleep, when she started screeching. one of the wild green parrots had swooped low over the sunbed and shat right in her ear...
(, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 9:21, closed)
you
should have just told her it was you jizzing in her mouth - she would have gobbled it up, the dirty jizz hungry whore that she is.
(, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 9:45, closed)
I feel somewhat plagiarized.

(, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 12:55, closed)
YOU feel plagiarized?
Christ, last time I bother to attempt subtlety on here.
(, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 6:13, closed)
excellent.

(, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 11:16, closed)

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