Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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ooh i thought of another one.i was walking my dog, and suddenly felt the urge...
so i took cover and did a huge steaming poo. it was steaming cos it was winter.
my dog started eating it almost before it had completely departed from my body.
it was the most disgusting thing to watch. but watch i had to. he ate every bit of it.
he died a little while after that, caught some viurs, pulvo virus, probably from me.
ah well.. you know what they say... eat shit - and die.
be warned.
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Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:41,
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