Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Proud to be British (My Mate)My Mate a lorry driver, on his way to deliver his load (fnar fnar) stopped off at a diner on route to Paris, went to the toilet did a monumental shit on the shelf like toilet, only to realise the sign on the door in French was toilet don't work, at this point he went back to his cab and got a union jack cocktail stick and stuck in the top of his Everest dump, then called me in to look at it i nearly shit meself laughing
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 15:31, Reply)
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