Clarissa
It was late one night as Clarissa and I were relaxing in front of the fire at my penthouse condominium. The food had been excellent (Sergio had really outdone himself this time), the wine was perfect (Marcel's recommendation earned him an extra 10% on the tip) and Clarissa had been radiant, all combining to make it a most memorable evening, when she snuggled closer to me and whispered in my ear, "Do you want to see the new trick I learned?"

Before I had a chance to answer she jumped up from the couch and moved to the other side of the coffee table and lifted her skirt above her waist so that the candle beautifully illuminated her pert buttocks. I felt the blood rushing to my loins as she took a deep breath and gave a slight grunt, and as the flaming methane washed across my face and seared off my eyebrows, I knew that we were destined to be together forever.
(The Resident Loon is currently a starving artist, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:48, closed)

HAHAHA!
You shouldn't have called her Clarissa! I can't get the vision of Clarissa Dixon-Wright out of my head now!


Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahaha
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:50, closed)

Good god.
The picture that Google turned up will haunt my nightmares... GAH!
(The Resident Loon is currently a starving artist, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:54, closed)

Urgh!
It's put me right off you now.
( big-girl's-blouse wants a spanging pan for christmas, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:20, closed)

Oh come now.
If frankspencer can write bizarre fiction, why can't I?
(The Resident Loon is currently a starving artist, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:22, closed)

I think you know why..
Don't ya.
( big-girl's-blouse wants a spanging pan for christmas, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:25, closed)

*sob*
It's true- I can't write like he can! That's why you left me to go back over there, isn't it!
(The Resident Loon is currently a starving artist, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:15, closed)

Come on now BGB, confess...
Is your real name Clarissa?
( Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:19, closed)

Can't be me...
I've never looked radiant and I don't wear skirts.
( big-girl's-blouse wants a spanging pan for christmas, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 18:35, closed)

You mean that was FICTION???
Damn! I've led a sheltered life...
( Davros' Granddad what's the deal with Paul McCartney's mouth?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:32, closed)