EDUCATIONAL WHITE POO!
I was 8. Invited to my friends birthday party, and must of eaten something that didnt agree with my stomach.
Next day a beomoth of a white snake flowed from my bottom, as is the only time i produced white poo.
Mum took me to the doctors and I learned the proper word for poo was pheasis..
Educational poo is !
(The_artist_formally_known_as_alz0r, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 5:40, closed)

It's spelled 'faeces', you twunt.
It's Latin for 'dregs'.

And it's 'must have', not 'must of'. Why the fuck can no-one get that right any more?
( Bob Todd, Groincrusher General jobby jobby plop plop, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 9:51, closed)

haha
nice one Bob
( Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 10:59, closed)

Haha
What Bob said!
(hutchers, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 11:40, closed)

your spelling is shocking!
behemoth.

poo isn't educational, those who correct your stories are.
(sjp., Sun 30 Mar 2008, 13:01, closed)

I only came in
to ensure the other teachers had corrected your spelling. However... white jobby? Shirley your classmates must have renamed you 'the milkybar kid'?
( baw__bag has lost his rage and rediscovered his rager, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 14:08, closed)

^ ^
Surely not Shirley
Shirley is a name.
(flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sun 30 Mar 2008, 16:05, closed)

I am going to assume that was said in jest
"Shirely" you must have seen Airplane?
(vix0r I was not Matthew on, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 1:31, closed)

'Stop calling me Surely"
Roger Roger.

My brother once laid a white cable after being ill. Does anyone have an explanation?
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed now comes in king-size, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:55, closed)