pizza hut induced
a few years back a friend of mine at uni and i were trying to decide where to go for lunch when i casually suggested that we should try and get a few people together and have a pizza eating contest at pizza hut. he said

"why dont we have one now?"

18 slices of pizza and a bloated stomache later i was crowned the victor and all was normal until the following monday, i started to feel a little pressure about lunch time and i thought i could hold it til i got home, just before setting off from uni at about 4 in the afternoon the cramps set in and i had to rush for the bogs at the uni because i knew i would not be able to manage the walk home

what followed was an odd experience, i could feel my arse being stretched by the log as it was making a break for freedom but i could not feel any movement at all, i didnt hear a splash or anything not even a noticeable smell.

once my arse felt like it was relaxing i had to satisfy my curiosity and have a look i was faced with 3 logs about 4 to 6 inches in length each and about 3 to 4 inches thick

i wish i had taken a picture
( Reme Philips wants a new sig, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:06, closed)