The ten ton turd
A couple of years ago i was flying to point B from point A via point C.
Got to C no problems had about 45 min stopover before taking off again. Just before we were due to reboard it was anounced that the flight was delayed due to "technical problems" . No worries you dont want any risks at 30 000 feet eh?

Then i happened to overhear 2 of the flight attendants talking . The real reason the plane was grounded , a pan jammer!

Somebody had left a richard so big that it had completley blocked the planes toilet. REmember this is one of those super suction crappers as well. The mind boggles.

Still a log big enough to ground a plane is truly impressive in anyones books .

Can anybody beat a shit that knocks a boeing 737 into submission????
(welgar, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 6:15, closed)

al qaeda's new weapon?
somewhere, osama is trying to figure out a way to pull that off in mid-air.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 7:03, closed)

Or better still
"Crimp that off in mid air"
(Rsoles, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:57, closed)

That would make security in airports even worse...
Metal detectors, scrutinisation of passport...spread your arse cheeks - did you take a shit today sir?

sigh...
( snee held his breath since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:45, closed)