ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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Am ISecond?
I'd better think of a story then...
In fact, while I'm doing that I'd like to take the opportunity to stop puns about actually lifting shops off the ground etc.
Oh, and anything to do with Richard Madeley.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:19,
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