ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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my wee siswhen she was about 3, walked around a hardware store with mum, dad, and me, and managed to fill her anorak hood with screws and washers merely by walking past the displays, and brushing her hood with them (they were at toddler head height).
It wasn't until about an hour later that my parents noticed. and that was only because it started raining, and they went to put her hood up. Cue torrential metal rain all over my now screaming wee sis. Mum and dad collected all the bits they could find and returned them to the shop in abject humiliation.
Kept finding screws wherever my sister went for days afterwards.
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ascorbate, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:31,
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