ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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When i was......12 or 13 I used to love going to get my haircut.
Mainly because my barber used to buy copies of The Daily Sport, and they didn't care if minors read it.
When the barbers were distracted and I was sure that no one was looking I would pull a page out and stuff it in my pockets. On a good day I could some times get 5/6 pages without looking suspicious.
After I got my haircut, I would eagerly get home and wank my self stupid. Good times good times.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:47, 1 reply)
well done sirteenage wanking rocks!... not wanking off 13 year old though... erm... you know what I mean.
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