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When I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.

My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.

What have you lifted?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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Why I'm banned from *not Asda, the other one*
I have no idea how this came about as it happened at some point during that hazy time of being 15, drunk and stuck in the town centre with a few friends. After aimlessly walking around for a while, accumalating more and more people through our travels, we decided the best course of action would be to get some more alcohol.

We walked down to the shitness of a place that rhymes with Besco, and glanced with anticipation at all the booze lined up inside. One thing caught my eye. Due to the new layout inside, all the drink was right next to the exit, with bottles of vodka, whisky etc all lined up on the ends of the aisles.

I took it upon myself to be the Captain of the mission and got a 'shopping list' before going in and liberally helping myself. Fuck knows how I did it, in my druken state, but I managed to get around 6 bottles of vodka, whisky and alcopops out of the store and into the hands of my waiting friends.

This was not enough, so in again, grabbing more bottles of stuff off the shelves and shoving it into my jacket, and once again, getting away with it.

The reason I'm banned? They were suspecting me of stealing so caught hold of me when I went in later that night with a friend and proceeded to search me. Not a thing on me at that point, so got banned on suspicion.

He he he. So thanks lax security in Besco for supplying me with enough free alcohol for some very memorable nights!
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:13, closed)
being that drunk, they wouldn't be THAT memorable?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:38, closed)

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