ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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Not really 'shop' lifting....but when I was ridiculously drunk in a bar in the french Alps, I unscrewed a toilet seat, complete with lid, and stuffed it in the back of my jacket.
It stayed there for an hour or so until we left and then I whipped it out. Understandably, my mates asked me why the fuck I had stolen a toilet seat.
I then threw it over a lamp-post.
I'm approaching 30 so hope I mature soon..
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:16, Reply)
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