ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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Mrs LeglessStole my heart...
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:39,
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Aaaaahh...You old sop, you...
I suppose technically she could, too, being of the medical pursuasion...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:40,
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And someone else has nicked my sickbag... bugger!Only kidding... congrats big fella.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:44,
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AndFor posting that, I've got a get out of jail free card from my missus.....
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:46,
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Been a naughty boy have we?Or are you just playing it safe 'just in case'?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:49,
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Playing It SafeWith me, sooner or later I'm going to do something out of order. I need forgiveness.
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:09,
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Thought as muchBy the way, was the pie appreciated?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:16,
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SheLoved the pie. But sadly, didn't get back from work until 2.30am. Bastard night at the A&E.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 14:31,
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Oof...bugger. I could never do night shifts - got too used to doing Mon - Fri, 9 - 5 over the last 18 years.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:51,
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