ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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not shopliftingwhilst in a jewelery shop my girlfriend took a couple of earings off the back of the card they were on (which has the security tag on it) to hold them up to see how they looked on her. She was immediately approached by a security guard and asked was she planning to steal them. in her surprise at being asked this and with a sudden wave of uncharacteristic stupidity she answered "yes".
I dont think I know anybody else whos actually done anything that stupid. good thing I love her in spite of her common sense regurlarly abandoning her.
(they were cheap couple of quid things so its not like she was even considering it).
(, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 19:59, Reply)
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