My New Brother in Law
We were all drinking. A lot. The entire refrigerator in the suite looked like the video for "Ain't nuttin' but a G thang". We were doing shots of everything. Guys were tackling each other and going through walls and doors. It was a sloppy mess. I was going back to my room to cry and masturbate with my tears when I hear a girl screaming.

My soon to be brother-and-law's lady friend was running down the hallway opposite to mine screaming. The good kind of screaming. She was being chased by Greg, who had his pants around his ankles and was doing the frankenstein arms and the grab ass hands. I guess she was screaming pretty loud, because someone opened the door as she was running by.

The girl opening the door was buck nekked. She opened the door just in time to see Greg and his dick. Greg stopped to look to see who had opened the door and turned to give her a full frontal shot. She screamed. Greg pulled up his pants and kept running. It's a good thing he did because a naked roided out Marine with a semi lept out from behind the naked girl. He catches up with Greg and screams;

"Hey fucker, I have been waiting 5 years to see my wife naked! (stupid christians) You just ruined my wedding night. I am going to kick your ass!" Greg was in no mood to fight a naked marine and runs into the party suite. The Marine guy is adamant about kicking somebody's ass and chooses mine.

I says, "Hey, you have a beautiful wife up there who is waiting for you. The last thing I would be doing right now is messing around with a bunch of dudes."

"No he saw my wife naked." He insisted. "I have to kick somebody's ass."

"Well, OK. But would you mind making it someone who isn't in the wedding party and taking pictures tomorrow?"

Eventually the Marine's mother came out, his semi dissapeared, and he went back to his room.
(anotherlogan and the whit he shites, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 0:56, 7 replies)

Er... what?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 1:22, closed)

Best
story ever
( chart cat has an itch, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 3:06, closed)

I...
wholheartedly agree. Best story ever. I think this deserves a movie deal.
(DarkSol, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 5:17, closed)

Whoa!
The marine's mother?!

WTF was she doing in there?
(Capo, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 7:43, closed)

the question is....
... did he kick her ass?
(evil_hound last barked at the moon on, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 13:44, closed)

No ass kicking actualy occoured
Though I did catch the Mother take a look at her son's package. I don't know why the Marine singled me out, probably because I was the smallest.
(anotherlogan and the whit he shites, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:22, closed)

...
huh?
(aroe_m0rre, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:20, closed)