my little sister
i'm sure she only came to be my sister because she was accidentally taken home by my parents at birth instead of their real baby.

basically she thinks she is the boss of our house. she pushes my mum around a lot but tries and fails when it comes to me and my dad cause we take the piss out of her and she just gets frustrated.

she gets up for college at 6am. my mum has to wake her up. it was 6:03 and she stormed into my mums room shouting and screaming.
"WHEN I TELL YOU TO WAKE ME UP AT 6 I MEAN 6.. NOT 3 MINUTES PAST! YOU STUPID IDIOT NOW I'M GOING TO BE LATE AND ITS ALL YOUR FAULT I'M NOT GOING TO COLLEGE NOW CAUSE I'M GOING TO BE LATE AND ITS ALL YOUR FAULT WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT THEN?!"
my mum just laughed and told her she didn't care whether she went to college or not.
then she started again
"WHEN I DON'T HAVE A JOB AND I'M LIVING ON THE STREETS WHO'S FAULTS THAT GONNA BE? ALLL YOUR FAULT CAUSE YOU DIDN'T WAKE ME UP FOR COLLEGE ON TIME!!"
she shut up when my dad told her if she didn't get out of the room he'd throw a shoe at her.

another time she come home and was ranting on and on about how someone had left her bedroom door open (it turns out she was the one who had but wouldn't admit it) she decided that it was me and my boyfriend who had been into her room. so she came downstairs hurling abuse at us
"HOW DARE YOU GO INTO MY ROOM WITHOUT ASKING! YOU COULD HAVE PHONED ME TO ASK ME AND THEN I WOULD HAVE GIVEN YOU PERMISSION TO BUT ONLY IF I WAS THERE TO MAKE SURE!"
make sure what exactly, i don't know since she gave this same speech to my mum several times. my mum owns the house! so really she can go into any room she wants to.
anyway during her rant we'd both started laughing at her for kicking off like that. she put on the demonic voice
"AND WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME!?!"
so my boyfriend at the time decided to torment her a bit and said "it was us in your room, we decided to have sex in your bed because we were bored"
she threw several dvd cases at us and thankfully has crap aim so missed.
when we told her it was all just a joke she started ranting on about how it wasn't funny... then threw her college bag at us.

she's locked me out of the house before too. this was because i didn't want to watch what she did on tv and i had the remote.
she's a lot bigger than me so i ended up locked outside.... while she was shouting out the window "SAY SORRY I WANT AN APOLOGY! SAY IT! I DESERVE AN APOLOGY AND YOU WILL GIVE ME ONE OR ELSE YOUR NOT COMING BACK INSIDE!"
i told her to fuck off and climbed through the back kitchen window.
she then proceeded to hit me with a brush handle... i had a black eye after that.
all because i didn't want to watch what she did on tv.
so i got my hockey stick out and smacked her one.

i like to think she's calmed down a lot lately. well until the other day when her friends were round. she stormed out in a mood so they came to tell me what she'd done. then while they were explaining that she'd ran off, her boyfriend (the poor kid) got a phone call saying it was somehow all his fault and he had 5 seconds to get there or else (she didn't say what)

so basically this kid is a complete and total bitch who if things don't go her way she flips out. apparently when she was 6 weeks old i tried to feed her a bag of crisps, a whole bag all at once.
i sometimes think i should have tried harder.

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(i eat crayons, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:26, 2 replies)

is she about
16? that sounds allot like my little sister too.
can someone tell me its just a phase?
(randomer has a 20 sided die with your name on it, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 12:31, closed)

while my sister
was never that bed, in an overt fashion, her phase lasted from 12-18. Then she went to Uni and got all nice, innit?
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 17:12, closed)