I have a little brother
Who is rarely called for in his given name, but mainly in the nicknames I have bestowed upon him over the years. Nicknames such as Tinkerbell. I also introduce him to people as a 'practising homosexual', even though he is completely straight.

As a big sister, I see it as my duty to ensure he is generally teased at all opportunites, and I am still extremely proud of the wind up that happened a few years ago. Now when Little Brother was a tiny baby, he had a hernia removed leaving a small scar. As it happened when he was tiny, he doesn't remember anything about it, and one day he came to me and asked about the small scar, which is above his 'pubic area'. 'Ahhh', I replied, 'I don't think I should be the one to tell you. This is something you need to talk about with the Mother'. 'No, tell me' he asked. This went on for quite a while, until I finally 'gave in' and revealed the big truth. 'There were some, uh, abnormalities when you born', spoke I to the brother. 'Some parts that you were not meant to have. Ovaries in fact. Mum and Dad thought it was better you had them removed as a baby, then growing up that way.' His little face crumbled. 'What?!' he cried, before rushing off and hiding in his room for a while. When he reappeared, he was still quite upset so I ended up telling him the truth about his hernia scar. The look of relief on his face was beautiful.

Best wind-up ever.
(missc, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:13, 4 replies)

..
is this a lie?
(Popiella Jones, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:40, closed)

You wonderful bastard!
I almost wish that one of my siblings had a similar scar! Oh well, I guess I'll just have to be content with the "you where adopted" ploy
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 22:42, closed)

Evil
pure evil and not clever
(Discreditor wants the dream to come true, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 23:36, closed)

is your little brother
now grown up and at a certain tertiary education establishment in england's northeastern region?
(zenmeban thinks the weather could be better, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:36, closed)