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Brothers and sisters - can't live with 'em, can't stove 'em to death with the coal scuttle and bury 'em behind the local industrial estate. Tell us about yours.

Thanks to suboftheday for the suggestion -we're keeping the question open for another week for the New Year

(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 17:20)
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I once heard my brother screaming.
This was the screaming of an animal in pain, a dying brother... I rushed to the scene.

The cries led me upstairs to the bathroom, behind which I could hear my brother's plaintive wails.

'Charles! What's wrong' I called through the door

'GET MUM!' came the reply

I rushed downstairs and found our Mum, I dragged her upstairs, we were both worried about what could have happened.

My Mum entered the bathroom and I hid round the corner listening to a conversation that would haunt my brother forever.

'What's wrong Charles?'

'THE POO WON'T COME OUT! THE POO WON'T COME OUT!' Came the reply.

I enjoy telling all his mates that one.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 13:45, closed)
needs more bottlebank rape

(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 13:47, closed)
well, at least someone enjoys the story.

(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 13:47, closed)
I'm going to give this 6 out of 10 Theobans
Nice story, needs more Police Dog
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 13:48, closed)
Ok
How about a bit more bold text? You've definitely made a start but don't be scared to go all the way!

EDIT: Also I have noticed a complete lack of dolphins.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:23, closed)
I'm sorry you didn't like my story
next time I'll just invent one.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:48, closed)
No no!
I liked it. Just the bold and the dolphins though.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 15:01, closed)
What's the matter Wormulus?
Scared of a little negative response.

Diddums.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 15:33, closed)
How do you know my name?

(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:13, closed)
Wormulus is your name?
I thought it purely a derogatory term.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 18:52, closed)
Definitely...
...needs more dolphins. After all, everyone should have a porpoise in life.
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 2:38, closed)

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