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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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Where shall I start...A father and daughter are in the bathroom together, the father strips off and gets in the shower. The girl looks between his legs and asks in a rather perplexed manner. "dad?" she says, "yes my dear?" "When am I going to get one of those between my legs?" "As soon as your mother goes shopping petal."
Last time I told this I was called a sick fuck.
I Managed to rescue it though, by telling this little gem.
A mother and son are showering, the son looks between his own legs, and then between his mothers legs.
"Mum, whats that between your legs?" Thinking on her feet, shes responds "Why, that's where god hit me with a golden axe!" "Fucking hell!" Replies her son "Smacked right in the cunt with a golden axe, that must've hurt."
They immediately left the bar I was tending at the time.
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Munsta, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 1:17,
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