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So tell us your jokes.
UPDATE: We've got enough material for a joke book and we attempted to close the question. However lots of people want us to keep it open. In response, we've opened the Sickipedia where you can add your own jokes, correct the grammar of others and hopefully have a lot less duplicates. Have fun. And go to www.sickipedia.org now!
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(, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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and his dad comes into the room and catches him in the act. "Don't do that, son." He says. "Save it for your wedding day."
Fast forward many years, the boy is now about 30 and he's about to get married. He asks his dad, "Dad, remember all those years back when you caught me having a wank, and you told me to save it for my wedding day?"
"Yes," says dad, "so?"
"I've saved 2 milk churns worth. What now?"
(, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 2:27, closed)
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