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So tell us your jokes.
UPDATE: We've got enough material for a joke book and we attempted to close the question. However lots of people want us to keep it open. In response, we've opened the Sickipedia where you can add your own jokes, correct the grammar of others and hopefully have a lot less duplicates. Have fun. And go to www.sickipedia.org now!
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(, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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The town's homliest man walks into his favorite bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and says, "You look happy! Is there anything I should ask?"
The man grins at the bartender and says, "I was walking home last night, and there was a woman tied to the railroad tracks! So I untied her, took her home, and had the best sex of my life!"
"You lucky son-of-a-bitch!" said the bartender, "Was she pretty?"
The ugly man said, "I don't know, never found the head!"
(, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 5:41, closed)
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