We're doing a book called "The B3ta Bumper Book of Sick Jokes".
So tell us your jokes.
UPDATE: We've got enough material for a joke book and we attempted to close the question. However lots of people want us to keep it open. In response, we've opened the Sickipedia where you can add your own jokes, correct the grammar of others and hopefully have a lot less duplicates. Have fun. And go to www.sickipedia.org now!
UPDATE 2: BUY THE BOOK - IT'S CHEAP AND GREAT!
(, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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and gives a box to his wife.
She opens the box and theres a huge frog in there. "Whats this?" she asks.
"That" says her husband "is a wide mouthed frog. I just bought it from a bloke in the pub, who had trained it from birth to give the best blow jobs a man could ever wish for. I tried it out on the way home, and its true - it gave the best blow job i've ever had."
"Well what do you expect me to do with it?" Asks the wife.
"Teach it to cook, and then fuck off!"
(, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 12:25, closed)
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