World's Sickest JokeWe're doing a book called "The B3ta Bumper Book of Sick Jokes".
So tell us your jokes.
UPDATE: We've got enough material for a joke book and we attempted to close the question. However lots of people want us to keep it open. In response, we've opened the Sickipedia where you can add your own jokes, correct the grammar of others and hopefully have a lot less duplicates. Have fun. And go to www.sickipedia.org now!
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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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Two Kids...Are playing in a corn field. They follow "animal tracks" to a flattened patch of Corn in the middle of which is lying a "cow's teat"
Being well-braught-up kids, they go running happily to the farmer and say, "Mr Wurzle!!! We found a Cow's teat in the field, and figured it must have been yours... here it is!!!" *kid proudly holds up the saggy pink latex item*
The farmer nearly panics, but manages to keep his cool and says "Thanks Lads.. erm... Daisy's been missing that for a couple of days... she'll be glad to have it back. Err.. here's a quid... why not go get yourselves some Chocolate eh?"
As the intrepid 6 year-olds rush off to the shop, one remarks to the other.... "do you rekon he'd have given us a fiver if we'd not drunk the milk in it?"
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Disclaimer
Apologies for not using the following words: Blender, Hypothermia, Baby, or any phrases such as "cot death". I'm sure somone will satisfy your need very soon, so relax.....
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed turned your mother down, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 13:42,
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