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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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in my a level history lessonsI had to sit next to a guy called Ben, and to put it mildly he was rather crazy. He was always coming out with scary 'jokes' here are some of his favourites:
What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a ferrari?
I don't have a ferrari in my garage.
Why did the baby fall off the swing?
Because it was dead.
Why did the baby fall off its tricycle?
Because I threw a brick at it.
What did the blind, deaf, wheelchair little girl get for her birthday?
Cancer.
Why didn't little Jimmy the criple get any Christmas presents?
Because he got crucified.
He also had a habit of drawing strange pictures and writing creepy things underneath them. For example under a scrawled picture of a dead girl he wrote "Dead girls don't say no" and "Just because she is dead doesn't mean she doesn't give good head."
Well it helped pass the time I guess... Just as long as he was sitting a long way a way.
(, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 13:56, closed)
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