World's Sickest JokeWe're doing a book called "The B3ta Bumper Book of Sick Jokes".
So tell us your jokes.
UPDATE: We've got enough material for a joke book and we attempted to close the question. However lots of people want us to keep it open. In response, we've opened the Sickipedia where you can add your own jokes, correct the grammar of others and hopefully have a lot less duplicates. Have fun. And go to www.sickipedia.org now!
UPDATE 2: BUY THE BOOK - IT'S CHEAP AND GREAT!
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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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Just a Few...Q: What's green and brown and goes up and down?
A: A dead baby in a lift.
Q: What's the best part of shagging twenty-five-year-olds?
A: There's twenty of them.
Q: What's black and blue and hates sex?
A: The seven-year-old in my basement.
Q: What's the worst part of nailing a baby to a wall?
A: Having to pry it off again every time you're horny.
...and finally, the most evil joke of all time:
Q: What's the worst part of raping five-year-olds?
A: Washing the blood out of your clown suit.
I've got more, I just hope the missus doesn't get to read the pure evil that is the dark side of my sense of humour...
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Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 14:53,
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