World's Sickest JokeWe're doing a book called "The B3ta Bumper Book of Sick Jokes".
So tell us your jokes.
UPDATE: We've got enough material for a joke book and we attempted to close the question. However lots of people want us to keep it open. In response, we've opened the Sickipedia where you can add your own jokes, correct the grammar of others and hopefully have a lot less duplicates. Have fun. And go to www.sickipedia.org now!
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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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CluntNo Paul,
A clunt is someone who runs away from a chinese chip shop without paying.
All the best sick jokes seem to be up already, so I can merely offer a couple of excellent letters I read in Viz:
Dear Sir, according to the new advertising campaign for HSBC, the rudest thing you can do in Thailand is to show the soles of your feet in polite company. What rubbish.
The last time I was in Thailand, I shat on a ladyboy's chest while her sister wanked me off into their mother's hair.
Dear Sir, if Samantha Mumba came round while the missus was out and demanded a portion, this is the order I would do her in: arse, mouth, arse again. If I had any left, I would do her arse.
And top tips! Hippies! Don't waste money on expensive lava lamps. Simply put a torch under your scrotum and watch your balls float about in their sac.
(, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:16, closed)
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