World's Sickest JokeWe're doing a book called "The B3ta Bumper Book of Sick Jokes".
So tell us your jokes.
UPDATE: We've got enough material for a joke book and we attempted to close the question. However lots of people want us to keep it open. In response, we've opened the Sickipedia where you can add your own jokes, correct the grammar of others and hopefully have a lot less duplicates. Have fun. And go to www.sickipedia.org now!
UPDATE 2: BUY THE BOOK - IT'S CHEAP AND GREAT!
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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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A couple more...Q: How do you make a cat go 'woof'?
A: Douse it in petrol and throw a match on it.
Q: How do you make a dog go 'meow'?
A: Pass it quickly over a circular saw.
Q: What's worse than waking up with a splitting headache?
A: Child abuse.
I did that last joke to my ex girlfriend before we got got together. Now dead-baby jokes went down a storm with this girl, so I thought it would be perfectly safe to pull that little cracker on her as well. Can you guess what's coming next, kids? That's right...
Turns out she was badly abused as a child. I swear my blood turned to liquid nitrogen as I desperately searched for a way to claw my way out of that gaping chasm, and I haven't told that joke since. Dead baby jokes are, however, still fair game...
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Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 23:44,
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