Haven't found these in 20-odd pages, sorry if they're in the four or so I didn't read.
Why are pizza men like gynaecologists?
They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

Why are puppies like gynaecologists?
Wet noses.

Farmer has prize bull. Prize bull won't mate with the cows. Farmer tells his woes to a friend, who is also a farmer. Friend says to stick fingers in cow's fanjita and wipe them on bull's nose. Farmer tries it. Bull mounts cows and fucks them all senseless. Amazed farmer gets brainfart later that night, and decides to try technique on himself and his sleeping wife. Does it and immediately gets a boner. Wakes his wife, saying, 'darling, look at this!'. She says, 'you woke me up just to tell me you had a nosebleed?'
( Bob Todd is going to do a poo at Paul's, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 1:44, closed)