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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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Apologies if this has been posted alreadybut I've not the time right now to read the whole thread.
A woman who has been trying for a baby for a long time visits her doctor.
"I've been feeling rather sick in the mornings and I seem to be putting on weight," she tells him.
"Well, I'll run some tests on you, and then you can come back next week for the results," says the doctor.
A week passes and the woman goes back to the doctor. "We have the results of your tests," the doctor tells her "and let me put it this way - in nine months time you'll have an awful lot of nappies to change."
"Oh that's wonderful doctor, thank you so much, we've been trying for a baby for so long now," she says.
The doctor replies "Oh, no, you're not pregnant - you have bowel cancer."
I am so, so sorry but not for length.
(, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 15:42, closed)
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