World's Sickest JokeWe're doing a book called "The B3ta Bumper Book of Sick Jokes".
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UPDATE: We've got enough material for a joke book and we attempted to close the question. However lots of people want us to keep it open. In response, we've opened the Sickipedia where you can add your own jokes, correct the grammar of others and hopefully have a lot less duplicates. Have fun. And go to www.sickipedia.org now!
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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem?-He worked it out with a pencil.
Why could Helen Keller play her guitar with only one hand?
-Because she sang with the other.
-Ida Mae passes away, and Bubba calls the hospital. The operator asks where the ambulance can find Ida Mae. He says "We're at the end of Eucalyptus Drive." The operator asks, "Can you spell that for me?". After a bit of thought, Bubba asks, "How 'bout I drag her over to Oak Street and you can pick her up there?"
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
-Because she's a woman!
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