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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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SeveralThis makes me feel terrible for being human:
What's the better than fucking a 6-year-old girl?
a. Flipping them around and pretending she's a 6-year-old boy
b. Slicking her hair back and pretending she's a 6-year-old boy
What's better than fucking a 6-year-old boy?
NOTHING.
What's the worst part about fucking a 6-year-old boy?
Getting the blood out of my clownsuit.
How do you make a 6-year-old cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock on his teddy bear.
What's the best part about fucking an infant?
Hearing the pelvis crack. (this one made me wince)
What do you get when you stab a 5-year-old?
An erection.
And, to end on a happier note:
What's the difference between a dead hooker and a spare tire?
I don't have a spare tire sitting in my trunk.
Variation thereof: What's the difference between a cadillac and a dead hooker?
I don't have a cadillac sitting in my garage.
What's the difference between a hooker and an onion?
a. You don't cry when you're cutting up the hooker.
b. An onion doesn't scream when you peel it away, layer by layer.
Apologies for length.
(, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 4:52, closed)
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