World's Sickest JokeWe're doing a book called "The B3ta Bumper Book of Sick Jokes".
So tell us your jokes.
UPDATE: We've got enough material for a joke book and we attempted to close the question. However lots of people want us to keep it open. In response, we've opened the Sickipedia where you can add your own jokes, correct the grammar of others and hopefully have a lot less duplicates. Have fun. And go to www.sickipedia.org now!
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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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Ooooh...Sitting in the canteen this lunchtime...listning to my fellow coworkers moaning on about their kids (and having spent the morning reading all these quality jokes)...
Them : "When people come over to stay, I always make sure the kids are tucked up in bed."
Me: "..."
Them : "And if anyone stays over, I make sure they make no noise in the night."
Me: " How do you do that, with a pillow or a a baseball bat?"
Them: ...eerie silence
Me: "I'll be off back to my desk then..."
Them: "Yes, I think you should."
Miserable bastards.
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emmalina, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 13:57,
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