World's Sickest JokeWe're doing a book called "The B3ta Bumper Book of Sick Jokes".
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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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Vaginal Nip n' TuckSo this middle aged woman goes into hospital to have her vagina tightened. The years have been hard on her body, and it's all looking a bit messy down there.
Anyway, she wakes up after the op, to see three bunches of beautiful flowers by her bed.
At that moment the nurse comes into the room, so she takes that opportunity to ask who the flowers are from.
"Well, the first bunch is from the team who operated on you. The procedure went very well, and they wish you the best of health.
"The second bunch is from your husband. He says he can't wait for everything to heal before he can enjoy conjugal relations once more."
"That's wonderful! And the third bunch?"
"Those are from Harry in the burns unit. He says thanks for the new ears."
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String Theory sometimes feeds the sparrows too, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 14:16,
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