World's Sickest JokeWe're doing a book called "The B3ta Bumper Book of Sick Jokes".
So tell us your jokes.
UPDATE: We've got enough material for a joke book and we attempted to close the question. However lots of people want us to keep it open. In response, we've opened the Sickipedia where you can add your own jokes, correct the grammar of others and hopefully have a lot less duplicates. Have fun. And go to www.sickipedia.org now!
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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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a few from my fonethat i keep getting sent, again apologies if any of them have already made it onto this!
My dick is big
Her ass is tight
I poked her anus with delight
But halfway there i hit a bump
The bitch forgot to take a dump
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3 holymen on a sinking ship at sea.
The minister shouts " save the children!!". The rabbi shouts " fuck the children!!", the priest shouts: " Do we have time?"
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Man goes to the doctor after being raped by an elephant. The Dr says " funny, your ass is 10 inches wide but an elephants cock is only 3 inches wide!" To which the man replies " well the bastard fingered me first"
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Due to the success of the last cockle picking trip, the invite is extended to pakis, wogs, gays and chavs.
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and finally....
The US police dept. were said to be quite happy that Michael jackson dangled his little boy over a balcony. One officer said " normally he just tosses them off,"
(, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 20:06, closed)
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