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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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A rich woman has been lonely all her life,so puts an ad in a Lonely Hearts column, saying "lovely gentleman wanted to share life, love and fortune with. Conditions: 1) won't beat me up, 2) won't run away, 3) good in bed."
Predictably, she gets hundreds of offers, but none are suitable. Eventually she answers her doorbell to see a man with no arms and no legs.
"Who are you?" asks she.
"I'm your dream husband!" replies he, "I've got no arms so I can't beat you up, and no legs so I can't run away."
"Are you good in bed?"
"I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
Not offensive, but quite rude.
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Bob Todd is going to do a poo at Paul's, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 14:02,
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