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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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Oh DearOne day there was a preganant women who walked past a bank.
Unfortunately the bank was being robbed, and she was shot three times. Fortunately she was fine, and she gave birth to three lovely children. Two girls and one boy.
When they were around 15 years old, one of her daughters came up to her and said," I was pissing and a bullet popped out of my cunt" the Mum replied " oh thats odd". A couple of days later her other daughter came up to her and said "mum i was pissing and a bullet popped out of my cunt." the mum replied " oh, hmmmm, i think I know whats happening now."
A couple of days after that her son came up to her and said " mum..." but he was interupted by his mother who said "let me guess you were pissing and a bullet popped out." The boy replies "NO, i was wanking and i shot the dog!"
(, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 15:50, closed)
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