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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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Train journeysA priest gets onto his train and finds his seat, opposite a heavily pregnant lady. She stops knitting to nod hello, and the priest nods back as he takes out his thermos and newspaper.
Over the course of the journey, he can't help but notice over his paper that every ten minutes the lady stops knitting, takes out a bottle of tablets, pops two, then goes back to her needles.
Eventually, curiosity gets the better of him, and he spies on her pill-popping, and he's shocked to see that the bottle is marked Thalydomide. Stopping her, he stammers "Eh-excuse me m-miss, but don'y you know t-that thal-thalydomide can s-s-seriously harm your b-baby?"
"Yes," she replies, "but I can't do sleeves."
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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 16:03,
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