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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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Apologies if these are elsewhere on this pageWhat's blue and doesn't fit?
A dead epileptic
I once told this hilarious joke to a close friend who took the opportunity to remind me he was epileptic and found it offensive- miserable twunt.
What do you call a Jewish Butcher?
Klaus Barbie
This one was told to a friend who I did not know up until that point was Jewish.
How does a Greek boy know when his sister's having her period?
His dad's cock tastes of blood
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream and one of dead baby
What's blue and fucks pensioners?
Hypothermia
A kid goes into the bathromm while Granny is taking a bath. "What's that?" he says, pointing at her lady-parts. "That's my hedgehod" she replies. Next day he walks in while mum is bathing and asks "What's that?" "That's my hedgehog" mum says. "Granny has a hedgehog too but it's dead" says the kid "Dead! What do you mean?" "I saw it yesterday and all its guts were hanging out."
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