World's Sickest JokeWe're doing a book called "The B3ta Bumper Book of Sick Jokes".
So tell us your jokes.
UPDATE: We've got enough material for a joke book and we attempted to close the question. However lots of people want us to keep it open. In response, we've opened the Sickipedia where you can add your own jokes, correct the grammar of others and hopefully have a lot less duplicates. Have fun. And go to www.sickipedia.org now!
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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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Baby jokes!Why did the baby stop crying?
cos i smacked it with a shovel!
Why didnt the baby eat its dinner?
Cos i nailed its face to the table!
Why do you lower a baby feet first into a blender?
So u can sum on its face!
Why couldnt the baby get through the door?
Cos it had a spear through its head!
Whats blue and orange and lays at the bottom of a swimmnig pool?
A baby with burst armbands!
Whats Pink and red and sits in the corner crying?
A baby with a razor blade...
Whats green, smelly and silently sits in the same corner?
Same baby 6 months later!
"So a Father, mother, son, daughter and baby boy walk into a talent scouts office..."
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:15, closed)
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