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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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fishing.Fisherman Fred arrives at his favorite fishing lake to find the top spot gone.. ‘No matter’ he thinks he'll be off so ill have it then. The man is there till past dark and the same again all week.
Eventually Fred gets curious and wanders over.
'Hello, local are you?'
'Nope I’m from Milton Keynes I’m on my honeymoon'
'On you honeymoon? You should be home shaggin the wife?’
'Nope she's got gonorrhea'
'Well what about up the chuff then?’
'Nope diarrhea'
'Blowjob then?’
'oral herpes'
'Fuck sake why did you marry her'
'For the maggots'
Thank you I’m here all week… cd’s by the door on your way out
(, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 11:19, closed)
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