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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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just dessertsA black couple go out to a fancy French restaurant. They're waiting for a table when the snobby heady waiter takes them to one side and says "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here. Maybe you'd be more comfortable at the fried chicken restaurant down the road".
The black man clenches his teeth angrily and with his wife trying to stop him, strides over to the dessert cart, drops his trousers, pulls out his cock, and shoves it into one of the dishes.
The head waiter cries "What are you doing, are you mad!?"
The man says "Mad? I is fuckin' dis custard!"
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cumquat may lemon lime and bitter disappointment, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 15:00,
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