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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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Two Trampswalking down beside a railway track. One tramp turns to the other and says "This is my lucky stretch of track. Last month I found a case of whisky, took back to my matress, underneath the arches and got pissed for a week!"
"Lucky bastard!" replied the other tramp.
A couple of miles later down track it was the other tramps lucky stretch of track. He explained to the first tramp, "last month, I got to here and there was a woman, naked, tied to the tracks. So I untied her and we went back to my matress underneath the arches and we fucked all weekend, I mean we did everything!"
"Wow! You lucky bastard!" replied the first tramp, "You did everything! Did she suck your cock?"
"No" he replied, "I couldn't find her head."
(, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 15:18, closed)
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