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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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confusedA small boy walks into the sitting room where his mother is watching Sunday evening TV.
He proclaims triumphantly "I had SEX last night!"
His mother went livid "WHAT!? What do you mean you've had sex, get to your bedroom, I'll send your father up when he get's home!"
So the young lad goes to his room and worries about what his father will do with him.
When his dad comes in, he goes mental.
"I can't believe you had sex at your age" etc. etc. but then after he's finished shouting he whispers "Son, I'm so proud of you, having sex so early, smashing! My wee man, my wee man! Tomorrow we'll go to Toys R' Us and you can have your pick, have your pick! Just don't tell your mother! Haha, my wee boy's a man! Brilliant!"
So the next day they go to Toys R' Us, and they're looking round.
"I want that one!" exclaims the boy, pointing to a brand spanking new BMX.
"That? Are you sure? You don't know how to ride a bike yet?"
"I want that one!"
"Ok, ok, we'll get that one. Are you sure?"
"I want that one!"
"Ok."
So the father leaves the shop and says "Do you want to me to show you how to ride it then?"
The boy replies
"Don't like it."
*end note. I realised this joke might have been done and in my hoegardden state thought it might be funnier ad-libbing. All my own material you understand.
(, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 17:47, closed)
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