With apologies to Jimmy Carr
I was talking with my girlfriend last night, and she asked me if I wanted to have a baby. Now this really got me thinking. I mean, it would change our entire relationship, we'd start calling each other mum and dad, we're not even married, would that be a problem? We'd never have time alone together, and of course there's the money, bringing up a child is pretty expensive nowadays, you've got clothes, food, toys, school, all that tots up, plus why don't I just adopt? There are loads of underprivileged kids out there, having my own kid isn't just about wanting a little version of me running around. Am I really mature enough to be taking care of another human being? I mean I'm a pretty useless person, what's to say I wouldn't just get locked up for child-neglect? Also, my girlfriend and me have differing opinions on religion, would we get it baptised? send it to a Christian school? But then again, it's a very precious thing, it's what you were put on this earth to do, you love your kid unconditionally, they take care of you when you're old, they can give you some of the best moments of your life. So I weighed up all the pros and cons, and decided, no. Unfortunately, by this time I'd already cum. Thankfully, all over her tits.
(Elmsters, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 17:39, closed)